1. Coloratura Aria: "Canto Dolciamente Pipo" From The Opera "La Cantatrice Squelante"
2. British - Pure But Dull: "I Love The Spring"
3. Russian Folk Song: "Da, Nyet, Da, Nyet"
4. For Loud Singers With No Brains: "Ah, Lover!" From The Operetta "The Prince Of Philadelphia"
5. For Singers With Tremendous Artistry But No Voice: "Schlumph; Je N'ai Pas La Plume De Ma Tante"
6. Contemporary Music For Tone-Deaf Singers: "My Heart Is Red"
7. For The Untrained Singer: "I Gave My Love A Cherry"
8. For The Dramatic Soprano: "Schreechenrauf"
9. The Ring Of The Nibelungs (An Analysis)
10. Introduction To The Concert (By The Women's Club President)
11. How To Write Your Own Gilbert And Sullivan Opera